aliens must have fossil fuels

What if we convinced aliens to use fossil fuels? Why is everyone so positive aliens are gonna give us their technology, what if they’re like, “what type of shit you guys workin with? Oil!! How have we never thought of that???!! We have tons of that shit!”

meanwhile in california all the hippies will be like, “NOOOOOOOO!!”

meanwhile in texas a man laughs in a jolly manner while eating a new york strip with his hands

and meanwhile in maine nothing happens


One thought on “aliens must have fossil fuels”

  1. so i’m at my horrible mindless internship that i have yet to tell you about and this: “and meanwhile in maine nothing happens” (as well as the “much like aladdin” comment in your later post) just made my day. so i guess what i’m trying to say is… thanks for being so funny.

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