“Isn’t it time to get off the couch and start making a different impression?”- John Basedow
things i’ve learned since being back home…
i keep my dog on a leash at nighttime or else she will jump up on the counters and steal my shoes or loaves of bread (much like aladdin)
i have purchased 2 goldfish, their names are “Shireefa” and “Young Money” – their upkeep is proving to be more arduous than expected
http://www.hulu.com is amazing
i need money
the retractable canvas shade-maker, the “sunsetter”, has had the same commercial since 1997
people continue to tell me i look like Bradley Cooper…what do you think?