Ya know, sometimes you hear about these stories of parents being reuinted with their children that they presumed to be dead after they went missing. Most people get abducted and released or something, but imagine the conversation a father has with their previously lost child.
“So how’ve you been!? How was that whole… puberty thing? We had another son and, well, after you died your mother and I gave him your room and…possessions. I guess that’s gonna be awkward. Hey! You wanna see your burial plot, haha you’ll get a kick outta this. Ohh, and we’re poor now.”
Imagine the guy that invented the mirror. He must have gone crazy. But for a while I’m sure he had a cocaine fueled rise to celebrity status like George Jung in Blow
While we are imagining things…