Ya know, sometimes you hear about these stories of parents being reuinted with their children that they presumed to be dead after they went missing. Most people get abducted and released or something, but imagine the conversation a father has with their previously lost child.

“So how’ve you been!? How was that whole… puberty thing? We had another son and, well, after you died your mother and I gave him your room and…possessions. I guess that’s gonna be awkward. Hey! You wanna see your burial plot, haha you’ll get a kick outta this.  Ohh, and we’re poor now.”

Imagine the guy that invented the mirror. He must have gone crazy. But for a while I’m sure he had a cocaine fueled rise to celebrity status like George Jung in Blow

While we are imagining things…


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s