This rappers name is Count D. Money. The tone would be a well produced rap with this song used as the sample:
You are what you eat so bitch im a blood
Poppin bottles of that shit late night at the club
Got chrome on fangs, tricks think im the boss
You know how much I spend a year on dental floss?
Im a pimp im a g im a downright ghoul
Transylvania cornrows are just fuckin cool
Im blacker than count chocula, you know dats a fact
DEA bust in they found a coffin full-a crack
Got spongebob on my cape and hos on my mind
So you bitch ass g’s know just how to find.
Count D Money in the bank, with the stacks, bitch im black
Biting virgin girls necks with those double D racks
Im hot on the scene got stereotypes to break
cause bitch I put garlic on my wooden stake.
I aint no bat but I suck a hos neck.
Leavin hickeys all night and leavin pussy’s a wreck.
Bitches step to me cause I’m a vampire –
I can’t see the sun hos think im a liar.
Nosferatu was my best friend
he and I would bang bitches on the weekend.
Can’t scare me with ya broke ass crucafix,
while I get my blood fix, then spit out a remix.
King of the Vam-pire Em-pire, I spit hot fire, rapper for hire!
– If a vampire was cramming for an exam, do you think they would tell their friends after, “Man, I took like four Adderalls and was up ALL daylight studying for this shit. Seriously, the moon was out and I was just getting to bed.”